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This is the way the world ends.
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This is the way the world ends.
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This is the way the world ends.
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No, not in there.
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We're not masters at the camera yet.
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Yep.
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The camera, yeah.
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- Is there tea in there?
- Yes, there is.
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Oh, OK. Hi.
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You came to the right place.
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You're still the barbecue king?
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I'm the head cook
and chief bottle washer, yep.
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- Cartwheel, cartwheel.
- Fine!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, I didn't know it had water in it.
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After the nuclear attacks in Texas,
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things got real complicated.
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These are the sordid tales
of what happened next.
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How it all came crashing down.
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The war machine was running out of gas
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and there was no alternative.
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Alternative fuel, that is.
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Until one day
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when a mysterious German corporation
arrived in the Southland
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with a kick-ass new formula.
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A cure for our sickness.
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They built this great big machine
out in the ocean
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that would generate a hydroelectric
energy field called Fluid Karma,
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a wireless network of electric power
that would run machines by remote.
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Machines that would never
have to be refueled.
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Treer Products is proud to present
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the wizard Baron Von Westphalen
and his executive staff.
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Have you built the world's
first perpetual motion machine?
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The ocean
is a perpetual motion machine.
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Fluid Karma is a simulation
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of the principles
you see working right here.
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As long as the waves continue to crash,
Fluid Karma will exist.
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The whole world
wanted access to Fluid Karma,
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and the Pentagon... well,
they were the highest bidder.
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We are working with the US military
to overhaul their entire fleet.
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The tidal generator
would create an energy field
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that reached all the way
to the Arizona border.
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They've synthesized a narcotic.
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The narcotic is injected into the neck.
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These are human receivers.
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They're conducting experiments
on soldiers.
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This is a known fact
and no one will release the information.
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He held a great deal
of resentment for Hideo Takehashi,
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who controlled the patent
for the hybrid gasoline engine.
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Baron had negotiated the sale
of Fluid Karma on his own terms.
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Takehashi was willing
to relinquish one of his fingers
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in exchange for the license.
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You bastard!
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You said finger, not entire hand.
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Clearly, your attorneys
didn't read the whole contract.
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It stipulates a six-inch margin of error
in the cutting radius.
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Contract said finger only.
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Serpentine.
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Have Mr. Takehashi's hand
bronzed and mounted
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on a cheap wooden plaque.
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"The Revelation of Jesus Christ,
which God gave unto him,
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"to shew unto his servants things
which must shortly come to pass,
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"and he sent and signified it by his angel
unto his servant John.
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"Who bare record of the word of God,
and of the testimony of Jesus Christ,
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"and of all things that he saw.
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"Blessed is he that readeth, and they
that hear the words of this prophecy,
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"and keep those things which are written
therein, for the time is at hand."
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My name is Pilot Abilene
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and I'm a veteran of the war in Iraq.
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Grid 90401.
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Santa Monica Municipal Pier.
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Planet Telex, Sniper Station 1.
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Mariasol restaurant. Pacific Park.
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SurfView Cafė. Fire Arcade.
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Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.
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Rusty's Surf Ranch.
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They say that the road not taken
concludes with a stairway to heaven.
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The gates would not open
for three more days
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and an actor named Boxer Santaros
was searching for the key.
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He had returned
from his pilgrimage to the Nevada desert
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with a case of amnesia.
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Someone had gotten under his skin.
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Her name was Krysta Kapowski,
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and together
they had written a screenplay
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that foretold the tale
of our destruction.
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You almost wrecked my car.
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Well?
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Get in.
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Stigmata.
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We'll hear that fine new platter
by Nat King Cole,
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"I'd Rather Have the Blues"
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Later that day,
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Krysta had a lunch meeting
with adult film director Cyndi Pinziki.
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Well, in my first six movies
I was just Krysta, you know,
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but then in order
to differentiate myself
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from the 76 other Krystas
in the business,
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I added the Now.
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Wow.
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Well, it's all about now, 2008,
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not next week, not tomorrow.
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If you wanna fuck me,
you can fuck me now.
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Wow.
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So is that the name
of your TV show, "Now"?
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It's a topical discussion
chat reality show.
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A pop album, jewelry, clothing
and perfume line, the energy drink.
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This is a very ambitious business plan.
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Thank you.
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How much of your own money
are you putting into this?
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All of it.
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And why would you wanna
take a risk like that, Krysta?
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Can you keep a secret?
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Of course.
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I'm fucking a very large
and important man.
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Wow.
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The search for Boxer Santaros
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reached up into the highest levels
of national security.
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Led by none other
than his mother-in-law,
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Nana Mae Frost,
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wife of Republican Senator Bobby Frost.
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A former prom queen
and deputy director of the NSA.
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Nana Mae Frost, please acknowledge.
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Identification confirmed.
Welcome aboard, Ms. Frost.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, Nana makes me wear
these fucking things.
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Do I look like a nerd?
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No.
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- What do you think, Brandt?
- No. Very handsome, sir.
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- Very becoming.
- Thank you.
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- Welcome to Treer Plaza...
- Yes.
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...Tower One.
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We know that Boxer
crossed the border into California
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five days ago.
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There hasn't been a single fingerprint
found in the system since then.
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We know someone must be hiding him.
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What the hell was he doing in Nevada?
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We think he was kidnapped at a charity
scavenger hunt down at the beach.
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Somebody stole one of the prototype
SUVs from a warehouse in San Pedro.
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Tracking devices tell us
that they crossed the border,
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way out past Lake Mead.
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Get over to the computer,
I can show you some of the stuff.
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All right.
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He's being brainwashed.
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That Baron is not to be trusted.
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What have we got there?
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I'm sending you
the surveillance footage right now.
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This footage was taken by his abductor,
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someone with ties
to the neo-Marxist movement.
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Is that Boxer?
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Yes.
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Is this the last time anybody saw him?
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Mm-hmm, yes. Except for these.
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- What's that? Smoke?
- Mm-hmm.
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Somehow the vehicle caught on fire.
There was somebody in there, too.
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- What?
- Mmm.
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Baron has retrieved
the charred remains of the body.
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- Have they identified the body yet?
- Not that I know of.
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Grid 90291.
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Across town in Venice Beach
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the enemy engaged
in battle plans of their own.
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Digits 4 Democracy was a neo-Marxist
fringe group that operated off grid.
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They were the disciples
of German philosopher Karl Marx
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and the last remaining vestiges
of the Democratic party.
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Here we go, just in time.
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This is Fortunio Balducci,
his new best friend.
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Drug dealer, pimp, co-producer
on some new mystery project.
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He's been crashing with Fortunio
in Manhattan Beach all week.
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They hooked up
on some drug binge out in Vegas.
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What if he sees the camera?
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He won't! It's very well hidden.
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Our little Krysta has promised me
a marriage killer.
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Maybe even an election killer.
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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Here's Mr. 20-million-a-picture himself.
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Boxer hasn't talked to his wife
in a week.
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She's on the campaign trail.
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Nobody knows where he's been,
much to the Senator's dismay
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and his bitch wife, Nana Mae.
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People in Washington
are already whispering.
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Looks like the nervous breakdown
of the century.
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Too bad it's an election year.
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Nothing that an eight ball, a porn star
and a tattoo parlor can't handle.
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Less than a block away,
two rogue neo-Marxists,
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Zora Carmichaels and Walter Mung,
held a secret rendezvous
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inside of an ice-cream truck.
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You know, there'd be
a lot less violence in the world
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if everyone just got
a little more cardio.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, is that a bazooka?
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That is a heat-seeking ground-to-air
rocket launcher from Syria.
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You can't afford that.
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What exactly do you want?
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I need some 9mm blanks.
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What else do you need
along with the blanks?
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That's all. Just the blanks.
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Fuck you.
Go to Walmart if you need blanks.
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I've got a 500-dollar minimum here.
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500-dollar minimum?
You didn't say that over the phone, Mung.
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My reputation precedes me, Zola.
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- It's Zora.
- Whatever.
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Here is your UPU 9 and the blanks.
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What the fuck is this?
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What, you won't take a personal check?
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No, I won't take a fucking check.
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Get the fuck out of my ice-cream truck,
you Cro-Magnon bitch!
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Say it again, mate. Say it again! Huh?
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What was that, huh?
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What was that? I can't hear you!
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I can't hear you! What was that?
Say it again, you fuck!
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Cock fucker.
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Quantum teleportation.
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Explain the transport
mechanism, that's all I'm asking.
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Fluid Karma works via the principle
of quantum entanglement.
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Um... particles thus entangled
will behave identically
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regardless of the distance between them
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or the forces that work above them.
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With Kaboom Never Scrub,
all I have to do now is flush.
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...so even finer thin hair
looks fuller.
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The time is now.
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I'm Krysta, Krysta Now,
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and we are here live in Malibu
with my guests today,
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Shoshana Cox, Sheena Gee
and Deena Storm.
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Join us for an in-depth discussion
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of the penetrating issues
facing society today.
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Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime,
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poverty, social reform,
quantum teleportation,
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teen horniness, and war.
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Now we all made decisions
in our youth to start doing porn,
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I think it's time
that we turn the mirror on ourselves.
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As we all know,
the ego reflection does not lie.
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And once you get
on the Bang Bus, you never get off.
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Totally.
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You know what,
the Bang Bus should be banned.
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It's totally unethical.
Even within the parameters of porn.
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Do you like to get slapped
to the ground and fucked?
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Too violent.
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Violence and porn should not mix.
It gives porn a bad name.
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You know what, I like to get fucked,
I like to get fucked hard.
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- Yeah.
- Cheers.
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OK? But you have
to draw the line somewhere.
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I mean, violence is a big problem
in our society today,
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and I will not support it.
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That is the primary reason
why I won't do anal.
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I didn't know that about you.
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It makes me wanna give up anal.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Anyone who knows anything of history
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knows that great social changes
are impossible without feminine upheaval.
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Our first issue today is terrorism.
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Go ahead and make fun
of my prophecies all you want, Fortunio.
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00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:29,043
But deep down inside,
everyone wishes they were a porn star.
250
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,629
Really?
251
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,174
We're a bisexual nation
living in denial.
252
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,510
All because of a bunch of nerds.
253
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,055
A bunch of nerds who got off a boat
in the 15th century
254
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,183
and decided that sex
was something to be ashamed of.
255
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,436
All the pilgrims did was ruin
the American Indian orgy of freedom.
256
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,273
Asshole.
257
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,741
Have you been lying to me?
258
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,868
You have to trust me.
259
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,746
I'm here to protect you.
260
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,291
From who?
261
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:14,130
From the people out there
who wanna destroy you.
262
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:19,218
Boxer Santaros was caught
in the eye of the hurricane.
263
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,105
They called him Ronald Taverner,
264
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,648
and he was their pawn
265
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:36,152
in a dangerous game
of political extortion.
266
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:53,085
Ronald, they're just blanks,
sweetheart.
267
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,305
There's a delay in my reflection.
268
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,268
What'd you tell him?
269
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,937
That he hit his head in the desert
and he has amnesia.
270
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,694
Well, these things,
these things better look real.
271
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,237
Ronald?
272
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,531
Bing said they're gonna look real.
273
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,075
When Ronald fires,
he's gonna hit the squibs.
274
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,662
You just drugged and kidnapped
an UPU 2 officer.
275
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,539
OK, that's against the law, sweetheart.
276
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:36,086
Now, I need you to come out here
and do this thing.
277
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,966
You need to become a racist cop.
278
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,844
Come on, honey. Let's dry our tears
and face our fears.
279
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,491
Promise me you won't get hurt.
280
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,368
We promise.
281
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,830
The neo-Marxists had taken a hostage,
282
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:15,960
a hostage they would use to expose
the sins committed by USIDent.
283
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:47,032
He was to impersonate his twin brother,
284
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,912
but his heart was filled with despair.
285
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:05,759
What's the password?
286
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,637
Jericho Kane.
287
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,978
Officer Roland Taverner.
288
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,271
Of course you are. How you doing, man?
289
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,065
When did you get back from the desert?
290
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,525
Uh...
291
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,695
Don't exactly remember.
292
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,407
That's OK. That's OK, you're OK.
293
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,951
Come on, let's go upstairs.
Right over here.
294
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:36,206
This is an epic Los Angeles crime saga.
295
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,584
And you're researching your role?
296
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,337
You play a cop?
You wanna do ride along?
297
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:42,671
Yes, exactly.
298
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:46,300
But I'm also directing the film.
It takes place in the near future.
299
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:48,302
Right.
300
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,263
Scientists are saying the future
is going to be far more futuristic
301
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,891
- than they originally predicted.
- Mmm.
302
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,856
The basic concept is this:
303
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:05,235
I play an LAPD cop
who isn't who he seems.
304
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:10,366
He's a paranoid schizophrenic
who has a supernatural gift.
305
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,826
He sees things.
306
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,455
And he senses a change in the city.
307
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,917
Crime suddenly skyrockets
for no apparent reason.
308
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,962
The world is coming to an end.
309
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,506
And he's the only one
who can see the truth.
310
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,259
What's the truth?
311
00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:38,435
My character, he realizes
that the apocalyptic crime rate
312
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,229
is because of global deceleration.
313
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:44,024
The rotation of the Earth
is slowing down
314
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:49,655
at a rate of point zero,
zero, zero, zero, zero, zero,
315
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:55,494
zero six miles per hour each day,
316
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,789
disrupting the chemical equilibrium
in the human brain,
317
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:03,293
causing very irrational
criminal behavior.
318
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:08,007
Mmm... sounds neat.
319
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,261
How does he stop
the global deceleration?
320
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,930
Oh, he can't stop it.
321
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,683
There is no stopping
what can't be stopped.
322
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:21,270
Only God... can stop it.
323
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:24,606
But "The New York Times" said,
"God is dead."
324
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,943
So in the end, I die
325
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,320
in a very tragic downtown shootout,
326
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,115
while whispering my theory
to Dr. Muriel Fox,
327
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,326
the oceanography disaster specialist.
328
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,412
Astrophysicist!
329
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:46,170
The oceanography disaster specialist...
sweetheart.
330
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,221
My character, his name...
331
00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,683
...is Jericho Kane.
332
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,315
You're gonna have to wear
a bulletproof vest.
333
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,028
Roland, let me ask you
what goes through your head
334
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,822
when you sit behind the wheel,
335
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:18,535
cruising the streets,
digesting humanity?
336
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,579
Is it a process of elimination?
337
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,623
Each car that passes,
338
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:27,503
the person inside,
are they a mere suspect?
339
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:32,007
Or are we all innocents,
our chariots mere chess pieces
340
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:35,886
waiting to be thrown from the gridlock
and into the arms of the wolves?
341
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,266
Well, I'd say,
we act like concerned citizens.
342
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:44,895
We look at all the people,
all the cars.
343
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,941
We look for any unusual
or erratic behavior,
344
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,819
speed changes or lane changes
that seem unsafe.
345
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:56,115
Yeah. But don't you think
emotions come into play?
346
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:01,954
Judgment calls affected by whatever
mood you're in on that particular day.
347
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,499
Emotional responses
based on your past events.
348
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,796
Well, there is one thing.
349
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:11,922
I knew it.
350
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,883
I knew it. Tell me, be honest.
351
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:24,017
To be honest, we're just
looking out for the niggers.
352
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:30,649
Grid 90245. Vista del Mar.
353
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,535
- The niggers?
- Yeah.
354
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,830
They're everywhere.
355
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,840
- You're joking.
- No, I'm not joking.
356
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,928
I'm just fucking with you, man.
357
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,351
That's a funny joke.
358
00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:09,855
Yes! He said "nigger".
359
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,648
Yeah, but I don't think
he said it with authority.
360
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,192
You know, I didn't believe him
as a racist cop.
361
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:15,861
Fascist maybe, but not racist.
362
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,742
So I'm fucking her last night.
363
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,870
Right before I come,
I puke all over her tits.
364
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:26,830
It happens.
365
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,123
No, I'm telling you.
366
00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:33,337
Nobody, and I mean nobody,
rocks the cock like Krysta Now.
367
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,047
Nobody.
368
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,300
- Nobody.
- I got it.
369
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,221
Fucking nobody.
370
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:47,392
OK, listen to me.
Ask him about his wife.
371
00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:54,608
So what does your wife think
about your new girlfriend?
372
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,445
- My wife?
- Yeah.
373
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:03,492
Is she cool with the fact that you have
a porn star girlfriend on the side?
374
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,452
- I'm not married.
- You're not?
375
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,079
No, I'm not.
376
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,583
I could've sworn that you were married
to the daughter of a Texas senator.
377
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,419
Senator Bobby Frost.
378
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,629
Yeah, well, I'm not.
379
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,340
I don't know what you're talking about
and I don't know who he is.
380
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,633
Furthermore,
I don't wanna talk about this.
381
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,094
Why are you asking me questions?
I just wanna talk about my movie.
382
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:25,138
OK. Let's talk about your film.
383
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,099
What's it really about?
384
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:32,479
Grid 90094. Playa del Rey.
385
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,732
It all hinges
on a top secret experiment.
386
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:40,821
A young couple comes home
from the hospital with their newborn baby.
387
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:44,616
A week goes by and the baby
still hasn't produced a bowel movement.
388
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,661
Maybe the baby's just constipated.
389
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:52,374
No, no, no.
This is a very special baby.
390
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,793
This baby processes energy differently.
391
00:29:56,461 --> 00:30:01,133
Every time it farts,
it creates a small earthquake.
392
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,677
The prophecy of Jericho Kane
393
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:08,390
says that there will be one final
thermo-nuclear baby fart
394
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,267
which will then trigger the apocalypse.
395
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:19,860
I haven't had a bowel movement
in six days.
396
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,486
I haven't taken a piss either.
397
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,912
The Book of Revelations
tells the tale of two witnesses
398
00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:35,792
who appear in Jerusalem to speak out
against the sins of mankind.
399
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:41,423
They are eventually killed
by those tormented by their prophecies.
400
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:50,891
The dude hasn't taken a shit in a week.
401
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:54,353
When has it ever been in the Bible
that you have to have a bowel movement?
402
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:57,022
- It's not written anywhere.
- It's not written in the Bible,
403
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,900
but some things is written,
like, in mother nature.
404
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:03,195
All of the animals shit.
Cows shit, llamas shit.
405
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,072
Did they like it? Did they want to?
406
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:08,283
If they had a voice would they...
would they rather not?
407
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,077
I think they feel better
after they take a shit.
408
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,287
I think they do like it.
My answer is yes.
409
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,498
My answer is no.
410
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:17,626
OK. We're never gonna agree on this.
We gotta stop arguing.
411
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,002
We have a lot of footage
we gotta shoot.
412
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,296
We gotta get out of here.
Where's Kenny?
413
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,090
Oh, look who decided to show up.
414
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,134
Dude, you are late.
415
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:30,097
You two don't understand.
I mean, the shit is literally hitting the fan.
416
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,057
Whatever, dude.
417
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,812
- Are we still routing out of USIDent?
- Yeah, of course, we never stopped.
418
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:39,106
Uh... Ken?
419
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:42,317
If he wakes up, give him an injection.
They're right there.
420
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,825
Kenny Chan, are you out there?
421
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:53,036
Yes, I'm in the compound right now.
422
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,833
The neo-Marxists
had recruited young Kenny Chan
423
00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,044
to work as a mole inside of USIDent.
424
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:05,173
Hey, Starla. Can I get my coat back?
425
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,513
I appreciate it.
426
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:15,392
But it had been
his great misfortune to trust his colleague,
427
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,936
Starla Von Luft.
428
00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,607
Senator Bobby Frost
arrived in the Southland,
429
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,902
as the campaign for the White House
finds itself in a race
430
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:27,612
to secure California.
431
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,740
Senator Frost plans to tour
the alternative fuel project
432
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,033
at Santa Monica Pier,
433
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:35,829
hoping to combat the intense criticism
from environmental groups
434
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,707
that he does not support
the alternative fuel movement.
435
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,168
Oh, Christ almighty.
436
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:43,545
Lookie here.
437
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:47,507
"Teen horniness is not a crime."
I never said it was.
438
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,385
Sir, I'm afraid it gets even worse.
439
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:53,180
Well, how the hell
can it get any worse?
440
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:55,682
We just received this image of Boxer
441
00:32:55,807 --> 00:33:01,062
from an unidentified source
calling themselves Deep Throat 2.
442
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:04,858
They're transmitting from a scrambler.
We can't trace it.
443
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,485
Oh, my God.
444
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,028
Well, how about that?
Talk of the devil.
445
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,155
We got an incoming call
from Deep Throat 2.
446
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,532
Who are you? And what do you want?
447
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,619
This is Deep Throat 2.
The bitch is back.
448
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:20,624
And she's got Boxer Santaros on tape
in compromising positions.
449
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,669
Yeah. And how much
do you want for the tape?
450
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,755
One million dollars cash.
451
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:31,384
And a yes vote endorsement
by the Senator on Proposition 69.
452
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:35,096
Ms. Deep Throat,
this is Senator Bobby Frost.
453
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,724
I just saw your little movie.
I think it stinks.
454
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:42,020
Furthermore, we do not negotiate
with terrorists.
455
00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:44,481
And if you think you're gonna get
any money out of us,
456
00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:46,816
you got miles to go before you sleep,
457
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,361
and miles to go before you sleep.
458
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:54,991
Bitch.
459
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:58,745
All right. No need to panic.
460
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,705
We've always got phase two.
461
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:02,499
Wait. What is phase two?
462
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:04,626
You didn't tell me
there was a phase two.
463
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,421
Krysta, no offense to you
and your little career makeover plan,
464
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,967
but we are trying to impact
the outcome of an election.
465
00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,928
Proposition 69.
466
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:20,559
To Krysta that number had one meaning,
and one meaning only.
467
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:25,772
To everyone else it was a proposition
on the ballot to restrict the powers
468
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:30,944
of the oppressive institution
known as USIDent.
469
00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,154
The government had decided
470
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,157
that it could not properly
conduct a war on terror
471
00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:40,287
unless cyberspace
was placed under federal regulation.
472
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,248
Welcome to USIDent.
473
00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:46,876
USIDent was the brainchild
of the Republican party...
474
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,421
All information sanitized.
475
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:55,802
...a merger of all
law enforcement under federal control.
476
00:34:55,927 --> 00:35:00,390
A colossal think tank formed
under the protection of the Patriot Act.
477
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:05,770
Two roads diverged in a wood and I...
I took the one less traveled by,
478
00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:08,523
and that has made all the difference.
479
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,985
You know, Bobby and I are so proud
that we can unveil
480
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:17,616
the first USIDent facility
here in the Southland.
481
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,493
UPU 5.
482
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,370
Here at last.
483
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:24,831
Here to last.
484
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,543
I served as a Congressman,
485
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,421
I am now a US Senator
from the great state of Texas
486
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,966
and as I stand at this time before you
487
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:41,056
I am well on my way to becoming
Vice President of these United States.
488
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,865
We just have to remember
if we believe it, then they'll believe it.
489
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:02,077
Right. I'm over, baby,
and I know what I want.
490
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:05,038
Phase two was now in motion.
491
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:09,000
Dion and Dream were going to stage
their own demise,
492
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,879
a desperate attempt
to trigger a coup d'ėtat.
493
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:22,305
You know, I kinda feel like the opposite
of love isn't hate, it's ambivalence.
494
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,515
Yeah, and they're in a relationship
495
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,308
where they love and they hate each other
at the same time.
496
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,852
Exactly. Hit me again, baby.
497
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,147
Mmm...
498
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,402
You know, I still don't see
why facial prosthetics are necessary.
499
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,695
That wasn't part of the plan.
500
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,072
I've told you a million times, genius.
501
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,533
Dion and I are cultural icons.
502
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,620
We cannot afford to get recognized
by the camera.
503
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,709
Oh, that's right. See, I didn't realize
that your spoken word poetry
504
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,628
had captured the cultural Zeitgeist
of the nation, Dream.
505
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,756
Yeah, well, at least I'm not
a second-rate comedian, Zora.
506
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,509
Just because it's loud
doesn't mean it's funny.
507
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,681
You know, you might wanna watch
what you say, bitch.
508
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,725
Because sometimes a dream
can become a nightmare
509
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,268
on the turn of a dime.
510
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,312
Will you two just chill the fuck out?
511
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,189
Go get those squib detonators ready.
512
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,733
They're gonna be here
in, like, an hour.
513
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,194
Hey, Bing.
514
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,321
These off-road rollerblades
were a great idea.
515
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,699
Thanks, Zora.
516
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,954
Because I'm psychic, what do you care?
517
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,582
I don't wanna argue, sweetheart,
but this is an unusual deal.
518
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,590
I've had this recurring dream.
519
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,886
Tell me about it.
520
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:49,726
I wake up in this dungeon
521
00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:53,396
and the walls are made of sand.
522
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:59,027
As I slowly make my way
through this... this maze,
523
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,905
approaching a light source
at the end...
524
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,909
...guess who's standing there
waiting for me?
525
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,828
Who?
526
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:10,789
You.
527
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:25,595
Do you ever feel
like there is a thousand people
528
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,722
locked inside of you?
529
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:30,850
Sometimes.
530
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:36,856
But it's your memory
that keeps them glued together,
531
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:41,027
keeps all those people from...
532
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,114
...fighting one another.
533
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,742
Right.
534
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,996
Maybe, in the end, that's all we have.
535
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,584
The memory gospel.
536
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:19,065
Would you excuse me for a second?
537
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,193
Yes.
538
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:53,076
Meet Dr. Inga Von Westphalen.
539
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:55,536
Charmed, I'm sure.
540
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,959
He is a fine specimen.
541
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:04,337
A divine specimen.
542
00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:11,844
Whatever happens next
is through no fault of your own.
543
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:15,598
We have read your screenplay.
544
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,019
"The Power".
545
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,483
Give it to me.
546
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,908
How did you get a copy
of my screenplay?
547
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:38,621
Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros.
548
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:46,004
The future... is just
like you imagined.
549
00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:49,549
"This is the way the world ends.
550
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,427
"Not with a whimper."
551
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:56,139
"But with a bang."
552
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,619
Grid 90401.
553
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,997
Los Angeles international Airport.
554
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:25,460
Passenger Terminal 4. Public restroom.
555
00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,795
Ew! You're doing bathroom detail?
556
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:30,173
LAX.
557
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,804
Dude, I'm worried about Starla.
558
00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:39,932
She's been on bathroom detail
for 24 straight hours.
559
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,477
It's too much for one woman.
560
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:46,481
Starla had downloaded
a copy of Boxer's screenplay
561
00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,357
from Krysta's website.
562
00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:55,156
Her romantic obsession
led to a spiritual transformation.
563
00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:59,368
She assumed the role of Dr. Muriel Fox,
564
00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:04,165
and only she could help him
solve the eternal mystery.
565
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:08,169
Always the nerds.
566
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:11,464
And the Supreme Court
are a bunch of assholes that...
567
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,758
Who the fuck elected them, anyway?
Right?
568
00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:16,636
I mean, they're a bunch
of supreme shitheads, right?
569
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:20,765
Oh, don't tell me what to do
with my body, you fuckstick. Right?
570
00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:22,058
Only me and my director.
571
00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:26,771
OK, OK, OK. I have a question
for the Supreme Court.
572
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:27,897
OK.
573
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:31,025
What happens when a woman
has sex on a flight
574
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:34,570
from London to Los Angeles
575
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:39,492
then takes the morning-after pill
while flying across the time zone?
576
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:42,829
I don't know.
577
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:44,705
Then it becomes
the morning-before pill.
578
00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:46,332
You are a genius.
579
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,292
- Holy shit! That is brilliant.
- Hello! Can't answer to that.
580
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,419
- Yeah.
- Would it still work?
581
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:51,546
If we get there,
582
00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,673
that's, like, one of our first issues
we are opening up with.
583
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,801
There is a fucking firewall
that someone is penetrating
584
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,928
and, you know, right now this place
is probably fucking wired.
585
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:02,140
Grid 90245.
586
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:12,150
No. No, I told you. I told you
I tried the goddamn password.
587
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:14,026
- You know what?
- ls there a camera around you?
588
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:15,903
Yes, I saw a camera.
589
00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:18,072
- So you did hear me 13 minutes ago...
- Yes.
590
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,198
- ...about the firewall?
- Yes.
591
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:22,952
Get me a password that will work.
592
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:39,010
May you live in interesting times,
Kenny Chan.
593
00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:23,429
- Kenny, get out of there.
- No. No.
594
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:36,400
But you can't be calling me
five times a day with this.
595
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,236
I'm at work!
596
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:39,362
Yeah, well...
597
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:43,491
Yeah, you know, cat throw-up
doesn't come out.
598
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,160
So what the hell else
you want me to do?
599
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:48,788
Fire at will.
600
00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:58,506
Shit!
601
00:45:58,631 --> 00:46:01,801
Come on!
602
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:23,614
Where is he?
603
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,366
I don't know!
604
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,330
Take him down.
605
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,376
He doesn't know who he is.
606
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:36,752
Promise me you'll find him.
607
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,005
- I promise.
- OK. Good.
608
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,510
There's a window right up there.
You've gotta go.
609
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:03,214
Nana Mae had stumbled
upon a hidden treasure.
610
00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:07,343
A plastic bag
filled with severed thumbs,
611
00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:10,721
rogue fingerprints
that the neo-Marxists would use
612
00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:14,683
to manufacture electronic votes
in the November elections.
613
00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:20,314
We have retrieved
more than a thousand thumbs.
614
00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:23,943
A thousand illegal votes.
615
00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:26,153
Take the thumbs and get out of there.
616
00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:27,863
You've got five minutes to clean house.
617
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,992
We've confiscated
the schematics of USIDent headquarters.
618
00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:37,248
There's a mole or multiple moles
inside USIDent.
619
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:40,709
We've been breached.
620
00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:42,253
Fuck!
621
00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:46,841
Grid 90291.
622
00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:51,137
Dispatch
to Officer Taverner, do you copy?
623
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:52,263
Go ahead.
624
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:54,390
We have a possible domestic disturbance
625
00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:58,018
at 14000 Nowita Place, do you copy?
626
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,187
Copy that.
627
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,815
Are we getting called in to some shit?
628
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,984
Looks like it.
629
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,783
Transform.
630
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:14,743
Breathe.
631
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,704
Dream.
632
00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:21,834
- Did you fuck him?
- Yeah, I fucked him!
633
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,295
I fucked him real good.
634
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:27,006
- Did you like it?
- I fucking loved it.
635
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:28,215
You bitch!
636
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,176
I fucked your brother last night, too.
637
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:34,346
- I'll fuck him in front of you, too.
- You're a fucking slut.
638
00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:37,558
- Don't point your finger at me!
- Bitch, I'll fucking kill you!
639
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,352
You kill me, I'll get the fucking cops
down here so fast.
640
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:42,313
How? How? How? You're gonna be dead.
641
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:43,439
I know people.
642
00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:46,650
- They're so good at improv.
- Shh!
643
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:48,611
I fucking hate you!
644
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,738
- I fucking hate you!
- Don't marry a ho.
645
00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:51,947
I wish we'd never got married!
646
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:53,908
You can't make one a housewife.
You can't! Fuck!
647
00:49:54,033 --> 00:49:57,536
I don't wanna be a fucking housewife!
I like to suck dick!
648
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,663
That's what I like to do.
649
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:07,213
Grid 90291. Oakland Avenue.
650
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,883
Oh, look. A fellow officer of the law.
651
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,390
Howdy.
652
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:22,686
Hermosa Beach.
653
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:27,274
Little bit out of your jurisdiction.
Don't you think?
654
00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:30,569
Well, there is no jurisdiction.
We're all UPU 2 now.
655
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,363
We have possible domestic disturbance
656
00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:36,158
at 14000 Nowita Place, do you copy?
657
00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:38,285
Boxer Santaros?
658
00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:43,082
Good evening, Officer.
I'm researching my movie.
659
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,210
Fuck, you don't call me that!
660
00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:48,337
I call you what you are.
I'll call you what I see.
661
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,631
- You're a fucking bitch!
- Fuck you!
662
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:53,425
Sounds like you could use
a little back-up.
663
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,137
I think I can handle this.
664
00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,807
No.
665
00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:01,767
I think you could use a little back-up.
666
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,271
You fucking bitch!
667
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,814
Fuck you.
Don't call me a fucking bitch.
668
00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:08,941
That's what I called you
and I'll fucking kill you.
669
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:12,403
His fucking dick was 200 inches long.
670
00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:14,029
- You can't get your dick hard.
- What?
671
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,907
- You can't fucking lay me.
- Right behind you, Officer.
672
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,034
- I can't get my dick hard?
- I've never seen so much fog.
673
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,579
- I get my dick hard.
- Tidal generator.
674
00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:23,956
Fucking asshole!
675
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:28,168
You fucking slut!
That's what you are, a fucking slut.
676
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:30,629
You can't get your fucking dick hard.
677
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:33,382
You want me to go fuck your brother
on our wedding night.
678
00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,301
I'll fucking knock
the shit out of you, bitch.
679
00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:38,679
- You'll have to tie me up...
- I'll fucking kill you!
680
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,794
Fuck you! Don't fucking say that to me!
681
00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:14,757
You're a fucking dick.
I can't even believe I married you!
682
00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:18,427
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
683
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:22,348
Is that Ronald?
684
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:26,727
Check this out, pig!
685
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:30,272
Fascist dogma applied.
Revolution by surprise.
686
00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:33,901
My vagina will not be denied a vote
in your subjective election.
687
00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:37,154
That's an original poem. By Dream.
688
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:43,744
Oh, shit!
689
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,164
Dream over.
690
00:52:57,758 --> 00:53:00,052
Flow my tears.
691
00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:04,056
Now that was loud. And that was funny.
692
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,893
They weren't armed.
693
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:15,317
This is my deal now.
694
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:21,198
Now get the fuck outta here, Santaros.
695
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,559
You're not really here.
696
00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:51,645
Who am I?
697
00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,272
None of your business.
698
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,567
Now get the fuck outta here.
699
00:53:56,692 --> 00:53:59,278
It was an inspired idea.
700
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,655
A staged double-murder,
701
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,241
committed by a racist cop,
702
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:08,871
captured on tape by a movie star
with political ties.
703
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:11,790
Go!
704
00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:16,003
But no one could've anticipated
the untimely arrival
705
00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:19,173
of Officer Bart Bookman.
706
00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:42,029
Holy shit!
707
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,805
Fuck!
708
00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:56,645
Hello.
709
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,481
Is this Jericho Kane?
710
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:01,692
Yes.
711
00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:03,902
This is Dr. Muriel Fox.
712
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:06,905
I've uncovered the secret documents
about the tidal generator.
713
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:09,408
Your hypothesis was correct.
714
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,535
A corruption in the tidal drag
has caused a rift
715
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,745
in the space-time continuum.
716
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,372
Where is the breach?
717
00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:18,500
Out in the desert. Near Lake Mead.
718
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,626
There's more, but...
719
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:23,463
...I cannot tell you here.
720
00:56:23,589 --> 00:56:24,840
They're listening.
721
00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:27,426
Call this number.
722
00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:31,805
310-691-6496.
723
00:56:53,952 --> 00:56:55,787
Shots fired.
724
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,748
Two down.
725
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,254
Fuck.
726
00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:59,559
The 2008 Treer Saltair.
727
00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:03,689
Coming soon.
728
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:23,625
Thank you.
729
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:28,005
It is a great honor
and a privilege to be here.
730
00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,631
Thank you, Vaughn Smallhouse.
731
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:32,592
Did I just see
two cars pork each other?
732
00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:35,679
- Indeed.
- That was disgusting.
733
00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:38,390
Sir, I wouldn't worry.
That's the European version.
734
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,934
- You won't see it.
- Oh.
735
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:44,646
The tides have turned.
736
00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:49,860
No longer must we burn
the spirits of the dead.
737
00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:53,488
No longer must we treat
our precious ozone layer
738
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:58,201
like the bastard step-child
of the cosmos.
739
00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:03,915
No longer can even
the most jaded neocon fat cat
740
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,877
deny the majesty...
741
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:12,883
...of our Mother Ocean.
742
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:24,436
Hello.
743
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,813
This is Jericho Kane.
744
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:28,190
What?
745
00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:30,233
- This is Jericho Kane.
- Boxer?
746
00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:32,861
Who... who's this?
747
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:35,238
Where... where are you?
748
00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:38,742
I'm in Venice. Somewhere in Venice.
749
00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:42,204
Boxer, Boxer. Go to the Baja Cantina.
750
00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:45,582
It's at the mouth of the Venice Canal
on Washington Boulevard.
751
00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:49,169
- Baja Cantina. It's a restaurant.
- Baja Cantina?
752
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:52,047
You stay right there.
I'm gonna send a car to get you.
753
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:53,173
- Where is he?
- He's in Venice.
754
00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:57,385
Baja Cantina, mouth of the Venice Canal,
right on Washington Boulevard.
755
00:59:58,386 --> 01:00:00,764
- Venice Beach, yeah.
- All right, so we got him.
756
01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:04,017
The death of Dion and Dream
757
01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:07,354
sent shockwaves
through the Venice underground.
758
01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:12,234
The revolution was brewing.
759
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,989
Fuck.
760
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:33,255
It's an urgent problem
regarding Boxer Santaros.
761
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:37,300
What do you mean he's unavailable?
Unavailable my ass.
762
01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:39,427
You tell Vaughn Smallhouse
763
01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:42,389
he'd better not fuck
with Deep Throat 2.
764
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:47,018
How the fuck am I supposed
to blackmail some movie star
765
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,980
if I can't get his fucking
representation on the phone?
766
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:53,358
These Hollywood managers,
they think their shit don't smell.
767
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,735
Let me tell you something, Teri,
when the shit hits the fan,
768
01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:57,362
it all smells the same.
769
01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,739
Fuck, yeah, it does.
770
01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:07,414
I don't know what it is you've done,
771
01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:10,709
but you have to promise me
that he won't get hurt.
772
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,337
He's not the person you think he is.
773
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:21,595
The world is merely an object
to be manipulated by him.
774
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,473
Your Baron is drunk with power.
775
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:31,188
The tidal generator
is driving everyone mad
776
01:01:31,313 --> 01:01:36,067
and this madness,
this religion of chaos
777
01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:42,365
will not abate
until the end of all things.
778
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:44,576
Until the end of all things.
779
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,703
Yes.
780
01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:16,524
Find her.
And bring her to me, right now.
781
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,769
Mr. Santaros.
782
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:07,867
Nice, yeah. You got the head
of the neo-Marxist underground,
783
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:09,911
and his bitch girlfriend.
784
01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:11,621
Code name Dream.
785
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,790
Real name Veronica Mung.
786
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,219
Dion and Dream are dead.
787
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:29,806
They're not. They were just squibs.
788
01:03:29,931 --> 01:03:32,183
Those weren't squibs.
789
01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,686
Yes, they were.
790
01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,858
We doubled up on the squibs, Roland.
Two each.
791
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:42,319
I thought my name was Ronald.
792
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:47,032
That's what I said, I said Ronald.
What? What's wrong with you?
793
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:49,576
I think you've been lying to me, Zora.
794
01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:51,870
Yeah.
795
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:54,581
I think you've been lying to me
all along.
796
01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:58,918
OK, now you're just
being paranoid, Ronald.
797
01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:03,298
Listen, guys, er... I think I'm gonna
rollerblade on home now,
798
01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:08,011
because I don't really
wanna be involved in this.
799
01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:09,888
Anymore.
800
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,598
At all.
801
01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:14,893
OK, Bing.
802
01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,103
Go ahead.
803
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,898
Good luck.
804
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:24,944
You can keep the rollerblades, Zora.
Just consider them a gift.
805
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:26,905
You take care now.
806
01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:35,705
Grid 91291...
807
01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:40,502
Venice City Beach. Market Street.
808
01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,712
Speedway.
809
01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:44,839
Fall the fuck out!
810
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:36,391
For it will never be night again.
811
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,644
And they will not need
lamplight or sunlight.
812
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:44,315
Because the Lord God
will be shining on them.
813
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:05,253
They will reign forever and ever.
814
01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:29,569
'Two Venice Beach residents
were found dead earlier today
815
01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:33,198
in what appears to be a domestic dispute
that ended in tragedy.
816
01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,575
Veronica Mung,
a celebrated performance artist,
817
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,660
who used the stage name Dream,
818
01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,287
was allegedly shot by her husband
819
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:42,248
and fellow performance artist,
Dion Element.
820
01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:44,709
Authorities believe that Element
then turned the gun on himself...
821
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:45,835
Smart.
822
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:49,297
The couple, well known as the John
and Yoko of the Venice underground,
823
01:06:49,422 --> 01:06:53,092
had ties to the growing
neo-Marxist movement.
824
01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:54,552
How safe is your car?
825
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:59,265
Which vehicles are the favorite targets
of renegade terrorist car bombs?
826
01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:03,436
Excuse me, sir.
827
01:07:03,561 --> 01:07:05,146
Do you have a cell phone I could use?
828
01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:07,774
There are concerns
over the rise of the red tide.
829
01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:10,235
What some beach-goers
think is dirty, rusty water
830
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,445
is actually a natural occurrence
of mass plankton...
831
01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:13,988
Local call?
832
01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:15,823
Local call.
833
01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:18,618
The phenomenon began two weeks ago
as the Treer Tidal Generator
834
01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,662
- began a series of system tests...
- Thanks.
835
01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:22,288
...off the coast of Santa Monica.
836
01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:26,084
Federal health officials say the red tide
is not dangerous to beach-goers.
837
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:29,295
But they recommend
a shower after swimming.
838
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,923
Interstate travel visas
are frozen, as the government issues
839
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:35,802
a Code Red terror alert
for the holiday weekend.
840
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:38,263
43 American troops
killed in Syria yesterday...
841
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,473
Come on, come on.
842
01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:47,146
Officer Roland Taverner.
843
01:07:56,656 --> 01:08:01,661
Planet Telex was the remote
operations facility for the tidal generator.
844
01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:08,418
General Teena MacArthur
was the system test administrator.
845
01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:10,878
Falcon reporting as ordered, ma'am.
846
01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:15,925
- Station 7, Hermosa Beach.
- Yes, ma'am.
847
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:18,052
Still grappling with nightmares?
848
01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:20,346
No, ma'am. They subsided, thank you.
849
01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:22,223
Quite well.
850
01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:24,517
USIDent leads the way, ma'am.
851
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:27,895
No disrespect intended, but I'm going
to opt out of saluting so much.
852
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:31,024
I find it's compromising
the integrity of my rotator cuff.
853
01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,650
Yes, ma'am.
854
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:37,488
Planet Telex to Simon Theory,
do you copy?
855
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,494
General Simon Theory.
856
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:48,791
The bones from his severed legs
are decomposing somewhere in Kuwait.
857
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:52,754
Good morning, Teena.
What's today's forecast?
858
01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:55,632
We're looking at 11 minutes of rain
just before midnight.
859
01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:58,259
We got a lot of heat lightning too.
860
01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,720
Well, yeah, that's
what Planet Telex is saying,
861
01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:05,433
but has anyone thought to check in
with God on the subject?
862
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,644
Or maybe Zeus while we're at it?
863
01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:08,936
How about the Easter Bunny
864
01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:12,607
or any of those other antiquated
concepts of the eternal?
865
01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:15,777
What's the game, dungeon master?
866
01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:19,739
What's the game, what's the game,
what's the game?
867
01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:21,616
This morning, Teena,
we're gonna play a little game
868
01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:26,496
I like to call
"Serpentine Dream Theory".
869
01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:28,539
So it begins.
870
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:32,669
Simon was in charge
of a top secret experiment
871
01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:36,714
conducted by none other
than Baron Von Westphalen.
872
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,514
Here at home the Southland
continues to sizzle with record-breaking
873
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:47,642
triple-digit temperatures
in the valleys and the deserts.
874
01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:52,772
Palmdale residents endured
temperatures as high as 124 degrees.
875
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:31,519
Revelations 12 and 13
tell the tale of a pregnant woman,
876
01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:34,230
a dragon and two beasts.
877
01:10:34,355 --> 01:10:36,691
Boxer Santaros has arrived.
878
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:42,405
They are the puppets of the Antichrist.
879
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,663
What? You've got amnesia?
880
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,839
You're my wife.
881
01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:05,720
Oh, God, I can't...
882
01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:11,976
I am just so glad you're alive.
883
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:36,209
Did you get the tape?
884
01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:44,634
When do I get paid?
885
01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:46,594
Soon enough, baby.
886
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:58,147
That shit better not get out.
887
01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,774
Oh, it won't.
888
01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:05,822
We're gonna get paid a lot of money.
889
01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:07,782
To destroy it.
890
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:15,665
You wanna fuck?
891
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:17,959
Or watch a movie?
892
01:12:20,127 --> 01:12:22,463
Let's watch a fucking movie.
893
01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:42,191
Officer Bookman could not
understand why Zora did not love him.
894
01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:44,986
He wanted to die.
895
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,492
Teena, Teena, Teena, good news.
896
01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:56,414
The succubus has been apprehended
by a USIDent beholder.
897
01:12:56,539 --> 01:13:00,376
They're taking her to the Vaughn
Smallhouse mansion as we speak.
898
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:10,595
We think it was a neo-Marxist group
that abducted you.
899
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,555
Cockroaches.
900
01:13:13,848 --> 01:13:16,851
- Careful what you say, Senator.
- Bullshit.
901
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:21,105
Krysta Now has arrived.
902
01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:23,816
Now.
903
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:29,030
Oh, I can't wait to meet her.
904
01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:48,090
"Cockchuggers 2".
905
01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:50,635
"Cockchuggin" ?
906
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,512
Who the fuck makes this shit, huh?
907
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:55,348
She made those a long time ago.
908
01:13:55,473 --> 01:13:57,475
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
909
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,186
So now she's moved on
to bigger and better things
910
01:14:00,311 --> 01:14:02,980
like, er... fucking my husband?
911
01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:06,525
Hey, hey.
She just cut her own pop album.
912
01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:09,612
"Teen horniness is not a crime.
913
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:12,156
"Keep an open heart and an open mind."
914
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:15,493
She's developing her own reality show,
915
01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:17,453
clothing line, jewelry, perfume
916
01:14:17,578 --> 01:14:20,373
and not to mention an energy drink,
which I tried.
917
01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:23,876
And her drink tastes
really, really good.
918
01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:28,297
- Can I see the "Cockchuggers"?
- No!
919
01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:32,927
No, can you not see
that she has completely set you up?
920
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:37,640
I mean, is there... is there, like,
video footage of the two of you together?
921
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,521
Yeah.
922
01:14:44,897 --> 01:14:45,898
There is.
923
01:14:46,607 --> 01:14:47,608
Lots of it.
924
01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:52,196
OK. OK, so we have to give the bitch
whatever she wants.
925
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:56,242
She wants a million dollars
and a yes vote on Proposition 69.
926
01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:59,412
- Are you Deep Throat 2?
- I'm not in that movie.
927
01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:03,040
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, we have
to give her whatever she wants
928
01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:06,335
to get that DVD back.
It's just case closed.
929
01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:09,296
This is extortion, sweetiekins.
930
01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:14,093
A million dollars is a lot of money.
931
01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:16,512
And we don't negotiate with terrorists.
932
01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:18,389
"Cockchugging 2"!
933
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,934
If this gets out, the election is over.
934
01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:25,438
It's an election year, Bob.
Everyone pays.
935
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,648
They're right, Bob. We should pay.
936
01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:29,608
Deep Throat 2 can be silenced.
937
01:15:29,734 --> 01:15:31,318
You just take it out
of his bank account.
938
01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:33,487
Thank God I didn't sign a pre-nup.
939
01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:34,947
And you know what?
940
01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:39,869
Maybe now is the time to let you know
that I am pregnant with your child.
941
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,169
- Pregnant? She's pregnant?
- Yeah, you're gonna be a granddaddy.
942
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:52,131
Miss Krysta, did somebody
put you up to this?
943
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,051
Yeah.
944
01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:56,343
He did.
945
01:15:57,261 --> 01:16:00,556
He paid me to bring Boxer back
from the desert safe and in one piece.
946
01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:02,683
- Baron, Baron?
- No. No.
947
01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:05,478
- Is this true?
- Preposterous!
948
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,521
- I'll take you down, you little shit!
- No, listen to me. Would you stop it?
949
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:09,482
Hey, we're on the same team here.
950
01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:11,776
Baron would not sabotage the campaign.
951
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,611
Who you're gonna trust, Bob?
952
01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:17,823
A Nobel prize-winning scientist,
or a two-bit porn star?
953
01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:20,117
I don't know, Dad.
954
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:23,162
Hm, I wouldn't trust him.
Because you know
955
01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:25,706
he's been secretly funding
the neo-Marxist movement.
956
01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:28,542
What? How dare you?
957
01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:33,672
Those clowns know less about Karl Marx
than that Chihuahua.
958
01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:38,594
No! You have been secretly
sabotaging this campaign
959
01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:39,887
from the inside out.
960
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:44,183
You should be very careful
about pointing fingers, Madeline.
961
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:49,605
Because I happen to know
that you are pregnant with Brandt's baby!
962
01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:53,317
And I have the blood tests to prove it.
963
01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:02,827
- The car is waiting, mein Schatz.
- Not now, Mother.
964
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:05,121
Senator, we have to deal
with Deep Throat 2.
965
01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:07,081
Brandt. You're mine.
966
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:40,656
I love you, Jericho Kane.
967
01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:05,139
Hello.
968
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:08,017
- Jericho?
- Yeah.
969
01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:10,561
Go to the base
of the Santa Monica Pier.
970
01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:14,148
Through the looking glass,
you'll find what you are looking for.
971
01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:27,828
We saw the shadows
of the morning light.
972
01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:31,832
Shadows of the evening sun.
973
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:38,172
Until light and shadows were one.
974
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:43,260
Go!
975
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:45,137
Before it is too late.
976
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,739
Is this General Teena MacArthur?
977
01:20:26,864 --> 01:20:28,490
What's the game, dungeon master?
978
01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:31,618
This is the wizard
Baron Von Westphalen.
979
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:34,747
Remove the palatin body from Utopia 3.
980
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:10,282
Transfer is complete.
You've got your money.
981
01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:12,868
Vaughn. Time.
982
01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:16,914
The DVD exchange
will take place at the Sidewalk Cafė
983
01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:19,958
in Venice Beach.
984
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:25,297
Now you've done it.
You just negotiated with a terrorist.
985
01:21:25,422 --> 01:21:27,383
The floodgates are open.
986
01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:31,095
Hold on, sweetheart.
This is a unique situation.
987
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,930
Madeline is involved in this, sweetheart.
988
01:21:33,055 --> 01:21:36,683
Don't you sweetheart me,
you cockchugger!
989
01:21:36,809 --> 01:21:39,144
Cockchugger?
990
01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:42,606
Do you ever hear that expression,
"cockchugger"?
991
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:44,316
I'm hearing it all the time now.
992
01:21:44,441 --> 01:21:47,444
Well, it's a colloquialism that I think
993
01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:49,321
has become popular
amongst the young people.
994
01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:50,447
OK.
995
01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:55,994
Fuck yeah! Freedom! Whoo-hoo!
996
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:59,873
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoo-hoo!
997
01:22:02,626 --> 01:22:05,546
- You fucking rock my world!
- Yeah!
998
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:24,106
General Simon Theory
had recruited a new soldier,
999
01:22:24,231 --> 01:22:27,067
and it was my job to train him.
1000
01:22:28,318 --> 01:22:30,446
This guy, he ain't no joke.
1001
01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:33,240
So don't waste his fucking time,
you hear me?
1002
01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:36,785
Martin Kefauver has arrived.
1003
01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:50,841
Is it kind?
1004
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:54,094
Fuck yeah, dawg. The shit is dope.
1005
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,805
No shit, I know dope when I see it.
1006
01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:58,265
Tell me something.
1007
01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:00,392
- Are you a fucking dope?
- No, no.
1008
01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,186
- Huh?
- I'm cool.
1009
01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:04,771
I-I'm cool.
1010
01:23:04,897 --> 01:23:07,733
It's, er... it's medicinal.
1011
01:23:13,864 --> 01:23:18,118
Yo, dawg, I've seen all your movies.
1012
01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:19,411
You're great.
1013
01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:25,000
I know I'm great.
Tell me something I don't know.
1014
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:29,922
My dad is your plastic surgeon.
1015
01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:36,470
Barry Kefauver's kid.
1016
01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:38,222
Yeah. Yeah!
1017
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:40,140
Shit, man! How the hell are ya?
1018
01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:41,767
Hey, tell your dad I said hey.
1019
01:23:41,892 --> 01:23:45,145
I mean, tell him I'm gonna
give him a call.
1020
01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:47,272
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
1021
01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:48,899
Fallujah.
1022
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,109
Shit got fucked up. Anyways, hey.
1023
01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:55,697
Let's get down to business.
1024
01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:57,074
What is it?
1025
01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:02,162
Straight up Fluid Karma.
1026
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:05,332
Me and my boys have been smuggling
this shit out of Utopia.
1027
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:09,002
Look, green, you dream.
1028
01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:14,800
Blue, in an hour you feel new.
1029
01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:17,261
And you can forget about
Mellow Yellow and Agent Orange,
1030
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:22,391
because, hey...
I'm giving you blood red.
1031
01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:28,480
Do you bleed?
1032
01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:33,652
I said, do you bleed?
1033
01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,904
Yeah, yeah, dawg.
1034
01:24:36,029 --> 01:24:38,865
Well, then you take the blood train.
1035
01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:41,660
You talk to God
1036
01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:44,580
without even...
without even seeing Him.
1037
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:49,334
You hear His voice
and you see His disciples.
1038
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:56,800
They appear like angels
under a sea of black umbrellas.
1039
01:24:56,925 --> 01:25:00,345
Angels can see through time.
1040
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:14,901
Thanks, dawg.
1041
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:29,291
Yo, my name is Pilot Abilene...
1042
01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:31,668
...and I used to be a star.
1043
01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:55,997
For billions of years,
the daily cycles of the ocean tides
1044
01:28:56,122 --> 01:29:01,127
have influenced patterns of hunting,
breeding and feeding behavior,
1045
01:29:01,253 --> 01:29:05,006
among the developing life forms
of our planet.
1046
01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:15,016
The city is filled
with excitement and anticipation
1047
01:29:15,141 --> 01:29:18,144
as the hangar doors are scheduled
to open at any moment,
1048
01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:20,564
giving Southland residents
their first glimpse
1049
01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:22,440
at the Treer MegaZeppelin.
1050
01:29:22,566 --> 01:29:25,569
The Jenny Von Westphalen
is 900 feet long,
1051
01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:29,447
and is lifted by turbine engines
that are activated by an energy field
1052
01:29:29,573 --> 01:29:31,908
that they call Fluid Karma.
1053
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:46,548
Hi, Krysta.
1054
01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,884
Zora.
1055
01:29:50,594 --> 01:29:52,095
Come on in.
1056
01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:00,604
Penetrating.
1057
01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:04,566
It's just a suggestion.
1058
01:30:04,691 --> 01:30:06,359
So what do you want?
1059
01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:08,904
We're filming my reality webcast
before the party.
1060
01:30:09,029 --> 01:30:12,115
- Mmm.
- Can I score some drugs?
1061
01:30:14,784 --> 01:30:16,786
Sure you can, kitten.
1062
01:30:23,293 --> 01:30:27,714
Pandora's box
had been left exposed to prying eyes.
1063
01:30:43,146 --> 01:30:45,148
How did you get this?
1064
01:30:49,486 --> 01:30:51,905
Hey, over here.
1065
01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:53,531
What's with the get-up?
1066
01:30:53,657 --> 01:30:56,409
I've got the tape of me and Boxer
in my bag.
1067
01:30:56,534 --> 01:30:58,787
And what are you gonna do with it?
1068
01:30:58,912 --> 01:31:00,580
I'm thinking of going public with it.
1069
01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:03,792
I mean, fuck it, this could impact
the entire election.
1070
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:06,336
There's a website
that everyone's talking about.
1071
01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:08,129
Someone's routing
outside of the USIDent
1072
01:31:08,254 --> 01:31:10,507
and the government cannot figure out
how to shut it out.
1073
01:31:10,632 --> 01:31:16,346
- What's it called?
- www.usideath.org.
1074
01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:18,556
How do I get this to the webmaster?
1075
01:31:18,682 --> 01:31:19,766
Oh, it's the neo-Marxists.
1076
01:31:19,891 --> 01:31:21,893
They've put drop boxes
all over the city.
1077
01:31:22,018 --> 01:31:24,771
Oh, you know what, I think
there's one in the Poop Deck.
1078
01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:26,898
OK, get Sheena and Deena.
1079
01:31:27,023 --> 01:31:30,527
We'll meet them at Hermosa
with the cameras. Let's do this.
1080
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,366
Give me the gun.
1081
01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:27,792
I need your help.
1082
01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:33,465
I need you to help me find my brother.
1083
01:32:36,509 --> 01:32:38,011
OK.
1084
01:32:44,976 --> 01:32:46,895
Put on your seatbelt.
1085
01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:56,988
Well, Deep Throat 2, I presume?
1086
01:33:10,210 --> 01:33:11,961
It's the only copy?
1087
01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:14,047
I don't work in distribution.
1088
01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,591
Yes, that's the only copy.
1089
01:33:16,716 --> 01:33:20,887
No, please, I'd like to ask you
a few questions.
1090
01:33:21,012 --> 01:33:23,598
Go ahead, ask away.
1091
01:33:24,390 --> 01:33:26,392
How do you sleep at night?
1092
01:33:27,060 --> 01:33:28,978
Very well, thank you very much.
1093
01:33:29,104 --> 01:33:31,356
That is until I hear screams
from next door
1094
01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:34,025
because USIDent is raiding
my neighbor's house,
1095
01:33:34,150 --> 01:33:35,735
based on false information
1096
01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:38,863
provided by that Orwellian nightmare
your friend endorsed.
1097
01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:42,075
You ever lose someone close to you,
a loved one in a terrorist attack?
1098
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:43,827
Because I have.
1099
01:33:45,954 --> 01:33:48,456
This may come as a shock
to you, Mr. Smallhouse,
1100
01:33:48,581 --> 01:33:51,000
but I lost two people in Abilene,
1101
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:53,294
two of my four ex-husbands
on a fishing trip,
1102
01:33:53,419 --> 01:33:55,839
which they took every year
to bitch about me.
1103
01:33:59,634 --> 01:34:02,303
What do you do
with all that free money?
1104
01:34:02,428 --> 01:34:05,098
I'm gonna distribute
my documentary film.
1105
01:34:05,223 --> 01:34:08,518
Help some women in the Middle East
get some more civil liberties.
1106
01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:11,271
Do you know what those two words mean?
1107
01:34:11,396 --> 01:34:13,815
Civil liberties?
1108
01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:15,275
You ought to write them down.
1109
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:19,779
Yeah, well, you know what?
You're gonna go down, Cyndi Pinziki.
1110
01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:22,907
That's right, I know your real name.
1111
01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:29,164
You know, I wasn't going to do this,
but I feel very generous today.
1112
01:34:29,289 --> 01:34:31,541
I'm gonna leave you
with a little present.
1113
01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:33,001
Mmm... wow.
1114
01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:37,505
I am, er... flattered. What is it?
1115
01:34:37,630 --> 01:34:39,591
- A taser gun to the balls.
- What?
1116
01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:44,971
You should know
that there's another tape out there.
1117
01:34:45,471 --> 01:34:49,475
A far more incriminating tape
featuring your pal Boxer Santaros,
1118
01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:50,602
and a double-murder.
1119
01:34:50,727 --> 01:34:52,520
And it's gonna cost you
a lot more than a million dollars
1120
01:34:52,645 --> 01:34:54,314
to get your hands on that one.
1121
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:58,359
That is if you're lucky enough
to get back in the game before it's too late.
1122
01:34:58,484 --> 01:35:00,904
Now you tell the Senator
it's just too bad
1123
01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:03,698
he didn't reverse his position
on Prop 69
1124
01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:06,159
because when all is said and done,
1125
01:35:06,284 --> 01:35:09,037
nobody rocks the cock
like Cyndi Pinziki.
1126
01:35:19,088 --> 01:35:21,591
Eat shit, you fucker.
1127
01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:25,053
Whoa, yeah!
1128
01:35:46,241 --> 01:35:48,326
That little bitch, she stole it.
1129
01:35:48,451 --> 01:35:49,452
What?
1130
01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:54,374
Your friend Krysta, she stole the tape
for her stupid reality show.
1131
01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:57,335
She's gonna go primetime with it.
1132
01:35:57,460 --> 01:36:00,255
She probably thinks it's the footage
of her and... What?
1133
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,633
Go eat a dick, Pinziki, eat a dick.
1134
01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:06,928
What? She just told me to eat a dick.
1135
01:36:07,053 --> 01:36:08,846
She's going completely fucking off.
1136
01:36:36,958 --> 01:36:40,545
Here at last, here to last.
1137
01:36:40,670 --> 01:36:44,632
Nana Mae Frost can kiss my white ass.
1138
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:48,636
Welcome to the Southland, bitches.
1139
01:36:50,263 --> 01:36:52,849
You're all my bitches now.
1140
01:37:01,482 --> 01:37:04,235
I felt a premonition.
1141
01:37:05,945 --> 01:37:08,823
Danger was on the horizon.
1142
01:37:33,556 --> 01:37:39,312
Through the looking glass
you will find what you are searching for.
1143
01:37:41,272 --> 01:37:43,274
Yes, you will.
1144
01:37:44,609 --> 01:37:48,196
Shit, Boxer Santaros. Wha...?
1145
01:37:49,072 --> 01:37:51,366
Jericho Kane.
1146
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:54,619
The information that I've uncovered
could get me killed,
1147
01:37:54,744 --> 01:37:58,373
but it was a risk
I was willing to take.
1148
01:37:58,498 --> 01:38:01,584
The fate of the world
depends on you, Jericho.
1149
01:38:03,002 --> 01:38:04,337
Yes.
1150
01:38:04,962 --> 01:38:06,798
You must board the MegaZeppelin.
1151
01:38:06,923 --> 01:38:10,885
The secret you are looking for is hidden
in the Baron's private chamber.
1152
01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:13,388
What is the secret?
1153
01:38:13,513 --> 01:38:16,224
There's a dead body
they've retrieved from the desert.
1154
01:38:16,682 --> 01:38:19,394
They found the body in your car.
1155
01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:25,400
Did I kill someone out there?
1156
01:38:25,525 --> 01:38:27,944
I don't know.
1157
01:38:29,529 --> 01:38:31,948
They're listening.
1158
01:38:32,073 --> 01:38:33,825
They're watching.
1159
01:38:36,744 --> 01:38:40,498
If you should succeed,
remember me, my love.
1160
01:38:40,623 --> 01:38:42,417
Remember my name.
1161
01:38:45,128 --> 01:38:46,546
I will.
1162
01:38:47,296 --> 01:38:48,714
I...
1163
01:38:49,424 --> 01:38:51,342
I want to suck your dick.
1164
01:38:58,182 --> 01:39:01,519
If you don't let me suck your dick,
I'm gonna kill myself.
1165
01:39:05,106 --> 01:39:07,483
Calm down, calm down. Calm down.
1166
01:39:07,608 --> 01:39:10,361
I don't wanna live in a world
where I can't have you.
1167
01:39:10,486 --> 01:39:13,281
Hold on. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1168
01:39:16,784 --> 01:39:18,035
Target locked.
1169
01:39:18,202 --> 01:39:22,457
Take your pants off right now
or I'm gonna pull the trigger.
1170
01:39:31,507 --> 01:39:32,800
Take them off.
1171
01:39:33,593 --> 01:39:34,594
OK.
1172
01:39:36,345 --> 01:39:40,975
Jericho Kane... is gonna make
your wish come true,
1173
01:39:42,310 --> 01:39:45,480
and turn you into a new woman.
1174
01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:49,400
We can rent a room at Shutters.
It's my favorite place.
1175
01:40:08,294 --> 01:40:10,880
Target neutralized.
1176
01:40:13,466 --> 01:40:18,471
All right, we are trailing Zora Carmichaels
and Bart Bookman.
1177
01:40:18,596 --> 01:40:20,640
They are driving a silver pickup truck
1178
01:40:20,765 --> 01:40:26,229
looking to rendezvous
with Krysta Kapowski, aka Krysta Now,
1179
01:40:26,354 --> 01:40:30,775
blonde, 5' 4", 110 pounds.
1180
01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:33,069
Apparently, there is a tape
in her possession.
1181
01:40:33,194 --> 01:40:35,947
That is the target.
1182
01:41:01,347 --> 01:41:05,518
Grid 90294.
1183
01:41:05,643 --> 01:41:09,230
Planet Telex, Sniper Station 7.
1184
01:41:09,355 --> 01:41:12,942
The Strand. Beach Drive.
1185
01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:15,695
Pier Promenade. Beach House...
1186
01:41:26,455 --> 01:41:28,541
There's her car. Bitch.
1187
01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:31,085
All right, now it's on. Let's go.
1188
01:41:31,210 --> 01:41:35,047
God, this is so revolutionary, Krysta.
We have a Steadicam.
1189
01:41:35,172 --> 01:41:37,675
I know, but when I said Steadicam,
I didn't mean a My-First-Steadicam.
1190
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:39,760
I want a real one, like a real movie.
1191
01:41:39,885 --> 01:41:43,139
I mean, TV show, but it's like a movie.
1192
01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:48,603
You know, these kind of new technologies
are totally changing culture now.
1193
01:41:48,728 --> 01:41:51,272
Yeah, especially now
that everything is digital.
1194
01:41:51,397 --> 01:41:52,732
That sausage makes me hungry.
1195
01:42:02,116 --> 01:42:05,578
Right down there, to the right,
1196
01:42:05,703 --> 01:42:07,788
behind the toilet, feed the hole.
1197
01:42:17,423 --> 01:42:19,675
Yeah, this is good.
1198
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:22,470
Yeah. It's good. It's hot.
1199
01:42:47,870 --> 01:42:50,164
Sir! Sir, those people
are trying to kill me.
1200
01:42:54,877 --> 01:42:57,004
Whoa!
1201
01:42:58,631 --> 01:43:01,342
- Get the fuck out of my way.
- Do you know who we are?
1202
01:43:10,017 --> 01:43:12,186
- What's your hurry, bitch?
- Oh, don't you...
1203
01:43:13,646 --> 01:43:15,314
Anybody else wanna take a swing at me?
1204
01:43:17,108 --> 01:43:20,903
Krysta, it's the wrong tape,
you stupid whore.
1205
01:43:37,128 --> 01:43:39,213
Fascist pigs.
1206
01:43:46,721 --> 01:43:48,389
Oh, my God.
1207
01:43:53,436 --> 01:43:55,771
Why did I buy this car?
1208
01:44:09,785 --> 01:44:11,287
- Hello.
- Fortunio.
1209
01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:12,955
- Hey, hey.
- It's Boxer.
1210
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:15,166
I'm at 26th Street, on The Strand, OK?
1211
01:44:15,291 --> 01:44:16,792
OK, bye.
1212
01:45:49,969 --> 01:45:53,264
Fortunio was
on the Baron's payroll all along.
1213
01:46:01,647 --> 01:46:07,778
His orders were to deliver the specimen
to Treer Plaza before sundown.
1214
01:46:22,501 --> 01:46:24,420
There's no turning back now.
1215
01:46:24,545 --> 01:46:26,463
You're a good friend.
1216
01:46:28,382 --> 01:46:30,050
Cyndi had obtained a ticket
1217
01:46:30,175 --> 01:46:33,429
to the launch
of the Jenny Von Westphalen.
1218
01:46:35,806 --> 01:46:39,768
Unfortunately, she did not have
a plus-one.
1219
01:46:45,274 --> 01:46:48,277
Darkness fell upon the city.
1220
01:46:53,908 --> 01:46:57,912
Neo-Marxist cells began to converge
upon downtown
1221
01:46:58,037 --> 01:47:01,582
in anticipation of the final battle.
1222
01:47:06,128 --> 01:47:09,548
The armor has the twin
inside the ice-cream truck.
1223
01:47:09,673 --> 01:47:10,758
Let me tell you something.
1224
01:47:10,883 --> 01:47:16,138
That ice-cream truck
is under a strong enchantment.
1225
01:47:17,306 --> 01:47:21,852
I'm getting the footage
from the Poop Deck as we speak.
1226
01:47:23,228 --> 01:47:24,730
OK.
1227
01:47:31,528 --> 01:47:33,864
So why do you wanna kill yourself?
1228
01:47:37,201 --> 01:47:39,787
I got drafted, dawg.
1229
01:47:39,912 --> 01:47:43,999
Gotta go to Iraq, maybe Syria.
1230
01:47:45,459 --> 01:47:47,795
Can't take that shit.
1231
01:47:48,504 --> 01:47:51,507
I'd rather put a bullet
in my head quick and painless.
1232
01:47:53,175 --> 01:47:54,927
Fallujah.
1233
01:47:56,804 --> 01:47:58,639
You were in Iraq?
1234
01:48:03,143 --> 01:48:05,896
Yo, how'd you get out, dawg?
1235
01:48:08,232 --> 01:48:10,067
That's none of your business.
1236
01:48:11,652 --> 01:48:15,322
Just try and cross the border
into Mexico.
1237
01:48:15,447 --> 01:48:16,865
That's where my brother and I
are headed.
1238
01:48:16,991 --> 01:48:18,659
Yo, I don't have a visa, dawg.
1239
01:48:20,327 --> 01:48:22,329
It doesn't matter if you're with us.
1240
01:48:43,934 --> 01:48:46,395
You said something
while you were asleep.
1241
01:48:57,072 --> 01:49:01,076
"We saw the shadows
of the morning light,
1242
01:49:01,201 --> 01:49:03,996
"the shadows of the evening sun...
1243
01:49:04,121 --> 01:49:09,084
"...until the shadows
and the light were one."
1244
01:49:13,130 --> 01:49:14,965
What does that mean?
1245
01:49:15,883 --> 01:49:18,385
Three days.
1246
01:49:18,510 --> 01:49:20,929
The final three days.
1247
01:49:22,639 --> 01:49:25,225
It all ends tonight.
1248
01:49:36,236 --> 01:49:38,822
What does this mean?
1249
01:49:42,576 --> 01:49:47,164
There is a path...
to end all suffering.
1250
01:49:52,836 --> 01:49:54,671
You should take it.
1251
01:50:06,934 --> 01:50:09,520
It's gonna be a hot time
in the city tonight.
1252
01:50:09,645 --> 01:50:11,146
That's right.
1253
01:50:14,441 --> 01:50:17,444
Job well done, Miss Now.
1254
01:50:18,987 --> 01:50:21,406
Is he gonna be OK?
1255
01:50:21,532 --> 01:50:25,786
Well, as they say, only time will tell.
1256
01:51:35,939 --> 01:51:39,109
Welcome to Club Jenny
on the Treer MegaZeppelin.
1257
01:51:39,234 --> 01:51:43,989
Please place your thumb on the scanner
for security purposes.
1258
01:51:46,241 --> 01:51:49,411
Farewell, one and only beloved.
1259
01:51:49,536 --> 01:51:53,123
I cannot write anymore,
or my head will be all in a whirl.
1260
01:51:56,376 --> 01:51:58,879
Adieu. Adieu, my sweetheart. Jenny.
1261
01:52:35,582 --> 01:52:37,251
Thank you.
1262
01:54:04,463 --> 01:54:07,549
Mr. Boxer Santaros has arrived.
1263
01:54:07,674 --> 01:54:09,593
Excellent.
1264
01:54:24,775 --> 01:54:26,443
You must board the MegaZeppelin.
1265
01:54:26,568 --> 01:54:31,656
The secret you are looking for
is hidden in the Baron's private chamber.
1266
01:56:01,997 --> 01:56:03,331
Pilot Abilene.
1267
01:56:03,915 --> 01:56:05,750
Pilot Abilene?
1268
01:56:07,502 --> 01:56:08,920
Do you bleed?
1269
01:56:17,012 --> 01:56:20,348
My face haunted his dreams.
1270
01:56:21,975 --> 01:56:23,977
It was an accident.
1271
01:56:25,145 --> 01:56:27,898
They called it friendly fire.
1272
01:56:28,023 --> 01:56:30,775
And Private Taverner
could not forgive himself.
1273
01:56:31,401 --> 01:56:35,739
- Yo, dawg, where are we headed?
- Somewhere downtown.
1274
01:56:37,657 --> 01:56:39,659
We have to go downtown.
1275
01:56:42,704 --> 01:56:45,123
He's in an ice-cream truck.
1276
01:56:47,459 --> 01:56:49,252
I can feel it.
1277
01:57:22,577 --> 01:57:26,915
Well, well, well, if it isn't the queen bitch
of Venice Beach.
1278
01:57:30,001 --> 01:57:31,336
Hey, Smallhouse.
1279
01:57:31,461 --> 01:57:33,630
How are the rocky mountain
oysters hanging?
1280
01:57:33,755 --> 01:57:36,174
Heard you had them cooked, medium well.
1281
01:57:37,342 --> 01:57:39,261
You know you're on my turf now, Pizniki.
1282
01:57:39,386 --> 01:57:41,096
- Pinziki.
- Yeah, whatever.
1283
01:57:41,221 --> 01:57:42,973
Your ass is mine.
1284
01:57:43,098 --> 01:57:47,936
Ooh, stop! You're getting me hot.
1285
01:57:48,061 --> 01:57:49,563
Loser.
1286
01:57:51,231 --> 01:57:52,983
Smut peddler.
1287
01:57:56,987 --> 01:58:00,574
I am an international
documentary filmmaker.
1288
01:58:00,699 --> 01:58:03,368
You're a sad, pathetic, sick woman
1289
01:58:03,493 --> 01:58:07,664
and in the end degenerates like you
get what they deserve.
1290
01:58:07,789 --> 01:58:10,667
A painful death or incarceration.
1291
01:58:10,792 --> 01:58:13,461
You tell your friend Nana Mae
the clock is ticking.
1292
01:58:13,587 --> 01:58:15,755
Tell her the queen has become a dragon
1293
01:58:15,880 --> 01:58:19,801
and will be vanquished by the sword
of our fair prince, Karl Marx.
1294
01:58:19,926 --> 01:58:22,429
OK, you know what?
When the MegaZeppelin redocks
1295
01:58:22,554 --> 01:58:24,723
we'll see what USIDent
has to say about that.
1296
01:58:24,848 --> 01:58:27,684
But in the meantime, enjoy the party.
1297
01:58:38,653 --> 01:58:40,655
How does it end?
1298
01:58:43,241 --> 01:58:44,409
A handshake.
1299
01:58:50,165 --> 01:58:52,751
I had a dream last night that you died.
1300
01:58:56,129 --> 01:58:57,881
Mr. Santaros.
1301
01:58:58,381 --> 01:59:00,967
Your presence is requested
in the Marx suite.
1302
01:59:01,092 --> 01:59:02,927
Alone.
1303
01:59:13,647 --> 01:59:15,815
I'm not going to die.
1304
01:59:57,065 --> 02:00:00,026
Have you discovered the primer, Simon?
1305
02:00:01,736 --> 02:00:03,863
I'm not interested
in the ice cream truck.
1306
02:00:03,988 --> 02:00:05,907
I am interested in the primer.
1307
02:00:06,032 --> 02:00:09,202
- Huh?
- Have you found it?
1308
02:00:23,174 --> 02:00:26,428
On page 106 of "The Power",
1309
02:00:26,553 --> 02:00:29,723
Jericho Kane discovers a hidden weapon,
1310
02:00:29,848 --> 02:00:33,685
a gift from a mysterious stranger.
1311
02:01:14,601 --> 02:01:17,353
Welcome, Boxer Santaros.
1312
02:01:18,521 --> 02:01:21,357
Very soon now
shall I be with you again,
1313
02:01:26,112 --> 02:01:28,782
bringing the reward
to be given to every man
1314
02:01:28,907 --> 02:01:31,159
according to what he deserves.
1315
02:01:35,747 --> 02:01:40,168
Mr. Santaros.
Welcome to the Marx suite.
1316
02:01:40,293 --> 02:01:43,004
And Simon says,
"Lower your side arm, please."
1317
02:01:44,881 --> 02:01:46,716
Are you just deaf or willfully stupid?
1318
02:01:46,841 --> 02:01:49,803
I told you to lower
that fucking side arm.
1319
02:01:52,639 --> 02:01:54,724
And there you go.
1320
02:01:54,849 --> 02:01:57,018
Well, come on in.
1321
02:02:02,232 --> 02:02:04,234
They're trying to rig the election.
1322
02:02:04,359 --> 02:02:06,694
California is too close to call.
1323
02:02:06,820 --> 02:02:09,656
All right, sweetheart.
Whatever you say.
1324
02:02:11,282 --> 02:02:15,662
- Why isn't she here?
- She won't leave her post.
1325
02:02:16,454 --> 02:02:19,541
It is time for a surgical strike.
1326
02:02:26,422 --> 02:02:29,676
I can smell you from down the hall.
1327
02:02:31,845 --> 02:02:33,847
Not now, Dennis.
1328
02:02:37,892 --> 02:02:42,564
The neo-Marxists have infiltrated USIDent.
She has to leave there immediately.
1329
02:02:42,689 --> 02:02:44,440
It's OK, she has everything
under control.
1330
02:02:44,566 --> 02:02:46,484
We need to get her out of there.
1331
02:02:59,289 --> 02:03:03,710
The project was called
Serpentine Dream Theory.
1332
02:03:03,835 --> 02:03:07,422
The tidal generator within Utopia 3,
1333
02:03:07,547 --> 02:03:10,425
has achieved simulated
perpetual motion.
1334
02:03:11,175 --> 02:03:13,344
The impact of this achievement
1335
02:03:13,469 --> 02:03:16,556
has slowed the acceleration
of the planet to such a degree
1336
02:03:16,681 --> 02:03:22,186
that certain environmental anomalies
have started to surface.
1337
02:03:22,312 --> 02:03:25,231
One of these anomalies,
discovered earlier this year,
1338
02:03:25,356 --> 02:03:28,359
was a rift in the 4th dimension.
1339
02:03:28,484 --> 02:03:33,531
A rift in the fabric of space-time.
Half a kilometer wide.
1340
02:03:35,074 --> 02:03:37,368
Located on the outskirts of Lake Mead.
1341
02:03:39,412 --> 02:03:42,040
Yes, Mr. Santaros.
1342
02:03:42,874 --> 02:03:46,127
Just like you imagined
in your screenplay.
1343
02:03:47,795 --> 02:03:51,674
And what did we do once we discovered
a rift in the 4th dimension?
1344
02:03:53,885 --> 02:03:55,720
We launched monkeys into it.
1345
02:04:02,769 --> 02:04:05,438
Only a human subject
could survive that jaunt.
1346
02:04:07,815 --> 02:04:11,986
The soul of a monkey can't survive
the dimensional threshold.
1347
02:04:14,072 --> 02:04:15,907
So we learned.
1348
02:04:16,032 --> 02:04:21,454
At which point, the Baron decided
that the first human subject
1349
02:04:21,579 --> 02:04:27,043
to travel through the rift
would be a movie star.
1350
02:04:27,168 --> 02:04:28,836
Why me?
1351
02:04:28,962 --> 02:04:35,969
Your celebrity and your political ties
proved an irresistible combination.
1352
02:04:37,971 --> 02:04:39,889
As the satellite photos show,
1353
02:04:40,014 --> 02:04:42,892
at approximately 10:51 am,
1354
02:04:43,017 --> 02:04:47,438
and this is 69 minutes
before you passed through the rift,
1355
02:04:47,563 --> 02:04:51,317
a duplicate Boxer Santaros appeared.
1356
02:04:51,442 --> 02:04:55,863
You traveled 69 minutes
back in time, sir.
1357
02:04:55,989 --> 02:04:58,491
At which point, your future-self,
1358
02:05:00,576 --> 02:05:04,998
and your past-self
confronted one another.
1359
02:05:06,666 --> 02:05:09,460
So, I'm my future-self.
1360
02:05:11,796 --> 02:05:14,382
And I'm the dude
who traveled through the rift.
1361
02:05:14,507 --> 02:05:19,846
And this is all that's left
of your past-self.
1362
02:05:26,102 --> 02:05:30,440
This body. This artifact.
1363
02:05:30,565 --> 02:05:35,737
This dual existence
of a single human soul
1364
02:05:35,862 --> 02:05:39,907
could unlock the secret of creation,
the secret of humankind.
1365
02:05:44,412 --> 02:05:45,580
I don't understand.
1366
02:05:47,874 --> 02:05:50,293
I've never considered
committing suicide.
1367
02:05:57,550 --> 02:05:59,302
I'm a pimp.
1368
02:06:01,304 --> 02:06:05,892
And pimps don't commit suicide.
1369
02:06:06,684 --> 02:06:11,022
We don't know what would happen
if two identical human souls
1370
02:06:11,147 --> 02:06:13,399
and the vessels that they traveled in,
1371
02:06:13,524 --> 02:06:17,528
were to come into immediate
close contact with one another.
1372
02:06:18,654 --> 02:06:23,159
Your quick decisive decision
to commit suicide
1373
02:06:23,284 --> 02:06:27,747
was a sign to us
that humankind cannot go on
1374
02:06:27,872 --> 02:06:32,627
with two identical human souls
walking the face of the Earth.
1375
02:06:33,920 --> 02:06:38,341
Humankind owes you a great debt...
1376
02:06:39,884 --> 02:06:41,594
...for your sacrifice.
1377
02:06:47,058 --> 02:06:50,561
Amnesia has been linked
to the post-traumatic stress disorder
1378
02:06:50,686 --> 02:06:54,440
in soldiers who returned from Iraq.
1379
02:06:54,565 --> 02:06:59,237
For Ronald, all the memories
from the experiment came flooding back.
1380
02:06:59,362 --> 02:07:03,825
Yo, dawg.
I'm gonna empty out my account.
1381
02:07:04,408 --> 02:07:06,494
Take everything I got.
1382
02:07:08,287 --> 02:07:09,789
Neat.
1383
02:07:10,289 --> 02:07:13,417
Welcome to the Rove Credit Union.
1384
02:07:14,001 --> 02:07:18,840
Please have your USIDent card ready
in order to make your transaction.
1385
02:07:26,764 --> 02:07:30,268
Welcome, Martin Kefauver. Welcome.
1386
02:07:30,393 --> 02:07:35,231
Martin... Welcome, welcome, welcome.
1387
02:07:38,151 --> 02:07:42,363
Yo, dawg, it says...
it says "transaction denied", dawg.
1388
02:07:42,488 --> 02:07:44,448
Yo. What do I do?
1389
02:07:45,950 --> 02:07:49,871
We're going to take the ATM machine
with us to Mexico.
1390
02:08:06,095 --> 02:08:07,513
- Are we...?
- Yeah.
1391
02:08:41,714 --> 02:08:47,094
The basic majority of the population
is neurologically impaired,
1392
02:08:47,220 --> 02:08:51,140
er... aka functionally retarded.
1393
02:08:51,265 --> 02:08:53,434
Seamus, can I have
a Full Throttle, please?
1394
02:08:53,559 --> 02:08:56,562
If things fall apart,
the center cannot hold.
1395
02:08:56,687 --> 02:08:59,232
Into the abyss we go.
1396
02:08:59,357 --> 02:09:02,944
We've got a perimeter breach
at Caltrans Building. I repeat...
1397
02:09:03,778 --> 02:09:07,865
'To be honest, we're just
looking out for the niggers.
1398
02:09:11,577 --> 02:09:16,332
This is my deal now, Santaros.
1399
02:09:17,583 --> 02:09:20,127
Recommend open fire into the crowd.
1400
02:09:26,008 --> 02:09:27,927
Die, you fucking pig!
1401
02:09:31,806 --> 02:09:34,392
Apparently
we've lost contact with Sky Cam.
1402
02:09:34,517 --> 02:09:37,061
As you could see,
just before we lost the picture,
1403
02:09:37,186 --> 02:09:38,938
a lot of people downtown,
a lot of activity.
1404
02:09:39,063 --> 02:09:41,482
All kinds of problems.
Please stay indoors.
1405
02:09:41,607 --> 02:09:44,026
Stay inside,
and Carlos, we're getting information
1406
02:09:44,151 --> 02:09:46,779
that it was the neo-Marxist group
that started the rioting.
1407
02:10:29,030 --> 02:10:30,865
You know.
1408
02:10:35,995 --> 02:10:40,291
You know exactly
what happened out in the desert.
1409
02:10:44,545 --> 02:10:47,965
Who did the Baron hire to kidnap me?
1410
02:10:48,090 --> 02:10:51,635
And who drove me through the time rift?
1411
02:10:59,352 --> 02:11:01,437
You haven't figured that out yet?
1412
02:11:01,562 --> 02:11:04,732
What is his name?
1413
02:11:06,275 --> 02:11:08,944
Officer Roland Taverner.
1414
02:11:17,661 --> 02:11:21,457
Officer Roland Taverner. How are you?
1415
02:11:26,712 --> 02:11:29,048
Is he still alive?
1416
02:11:33,344 --> 02:11:35,554
In more ways than one.
1417
02:11:43,771 --> 02:11:48,567
You made sure Taverner
went through the time rift with me.
1418
02:11:48,692 --> 02:11:53,322
Then you hit the SUV
self-destruct trigger by remote,
1419
02:11:53,447 --> 02:11:59,912
which means I didn't kill myself.
1420
02:12:04,458 --> 02:12:06,460
You're a pimp.
1421
02:12:07,086 --> 02:12:09,922
Pimps don't commit suicide.
1422
02:12:10,047 --> 02:12:12,299
You got that right.
1423
02:12:12,425 --> 02:12:16,762
Roland Taverner and his twin brother,
1424
02:12:16,887 --> 02:12:19,598
they're the same person, aren't they?
1425
02:12:23,477 --> 02:12:28,399
Two identical souls
walking the face of the Earth,
1426
02:12:28,524 --> 02:12:31,777
co-existing in the same
dominion of chaos.
1427
02:12:36,782 --> 02:12:41,954
What will happen if they shake hands?
1428
02:12:45,583 --> 02:12:49,211
The 4th dimension
will collapse upon itself.
1429
02:12:50,671 --> 02:12:52,506
You stupid bitch.
1430
02:13:08,564 --> 02:13:09,982
Fuck!
1431
02:13:16,489 --> 02:13:18,324
Ice-cream truck.
1432
02:13:30,044 --> 02:13:33,088
The ocean is in control.
1433
02:13:43,307 --> 02:13:44,558
Teri?
1434
02:13:44,683 --> 02:13:46,685
Yeah!
1435
02:13:46,810 --> 02:13:48,896
I mean, yeah!
1436
02:13:49,021 --> 02:13:51,815
The time is now!
1437
02:13:51,941 --> 02:13:54,902
Teri. You've gone too far.
1438
02:13:57,279 --> 02:14:01,033
And I live in the tower of fire.
1439
02:14:13,671 --> 02:14:17,508
And this is the tower of fire.
1440
02:14:18,300 --> 02:14:20,511
We have to evacuate.
1441
02:14:39,029 --> 02:14:40,698
Yo, should we get out of the car, dawg?
1442
02:15:15,816 --> 02:15:17,943
There he is. Let's go.
1443
02:15:22,323 --> 02:15:24,700
I think they're already inside.
1444
02:16:04,239 --> 02:16:06,241
- Argh!
- No.
1445
02:16:18,045 --> 02:16:19,296
Roland! Argh!
1446
02:16:25,678 --> 02:16:28,013
Yo, yo, dawg. You all right?
1447
02:16:30,599 --> 02:16:33,352
Well done, soldier.
1448
02:16:46,365 --> 02:16:49,410
Take the target.
1449
02:16:49,535 --> 02:16:51,036
You can't miss.
1450
02:16:52,454 --> 02:16:54,206
There is not much time left.
1451
02:16:54,331 --> 02:16:55,916
What on God's name
are you talking about?
1452
02:17:36,165 --> 02:17:42,254
There are those who have
crossed into deaths other kingdom
1453
02:17:42,379 --> 02:17:47,301
for that one final meeting
in the twilight kingdom.
1454
02:21:22,599 --> 02:21:25,102
It had to be this way.
1455
02:21:25,686 --> 02:21:27,187
I know.
1456
02:22:22,701 --> 02:22:24,202
He's going to die.
1457
02:22:25,495 --> 02:22:26,997
There's nothing we can do about it.
1458
02:22:28,498 --> 02:22:31,001
Is this some kind of an orgy
or something?
1459
02:22:31,126 --> 02:22:32,419
What the hell is he doing?
1460
02:22:56,359 --> 02:23:00,655
Evacuate the atrium.
Move to the rear of the MegaZeppelin.
1461
02:23:00,781 --> 02:23:02,866
No. Everybody.
1462
02:23:02,991 --> 02:23:05,160
Go back to your seats.
1463
02:23:05,285 --> 02:23:10,832
Or I kill myself.
And I swear to God... I'll do it.
1464
02:23:10,957 --> 02:23:13,376
Now, Mr. Santaros, put down the gun.
1465
02:23:13,502 --> 02:23:16,671
You've killed yourself once already,
there's no need to be redundant.
1466
02:23:17,297 --> 02:23:19,424
Please evacuate.
1467
02:23:36,650 --> 02:23:39,277
We have to let go.
1468
02:23:39,778 --> 02:23:42,864
- I can't.
- You have to let me go.
1469
02:23:47,410 --> 02:23:50,914
But the truck will fall,
and we'll both die.
1470
02:23:51,581 --> 02:23:53,583
Let me go
or I'll pull this fucking trigger.
1471
02:23:53,708 --> 02:23:55,836
- No, you won't.
- I swear to God I'll do it.
1472
02:23:55,961 --> 02:23:58,255
- No, you won't.
- I swear to God I'll do it.
1473
02:24:01,216 --> 02:24:02,884
Put down the gun.
1474
02:24:09,683 --> 02:24:11,184
This is all in my head.
1475
02:24:11,852 --> 02:24:14,646
I could pull the trigger now
and wake up.
1476
02:24:14,771 --> 02:24:17,107
This whole nightmare will be over.
1477
02:24:29,119 --> 02:24:31,121
Don't you remember, Ronald?
1478
02:24:34,457 --> 02:24:36,376
Do you remember Fallujah?
1479
02:24:38,336 --> 02:24:40,672
I remember everything.
1480
02:25:05,113 --> 02:25:07,449
Get your hands off of me!
1481
02:25:09,367 --> 02:25:13,622
Our mission is to destroy Capitalism.
1482
02:25:15,498 --> 02:25:17,334
Dethrone God.
1483
02:25:18,668 --> 02:25:21,087
Officer Roland Taverner.
1484
02:25:22,881 --> 02:25:24,382
That's who you want.
1485
02:25:26,551 --> 02:25:31,640
He is the one who can dethrone God.
1486
02:25:31,765 --> 02:25:32,849
Mother?
1487
02:25:34,601 --> 02:25:37,103
But he wasn't supposed
to go through the rift.
1488
02:25:37,229 --> 02:25:39,981
The car was supposed to be
on auto-pilot.
1489
02:25:44,319 --> 02:25:45,820
Serpentine?
1490
02:25:45,946 --> 02:25:49,866
This is way the world ends.
1491
02:25:49,991 --> 02:25:51,243
Not with a whimper...
1492
02:25:53,036 --> 02:25:55,455
...but with a bang.
1493
02:25:57,791 --> 02:26:00,126
And a handshake.
1494
02:26:19,020 --> 02:26:21,606
Whoa, what the hell is that?
1495
02:26:22,732 --> 02:26:24,317
It's an ice-cream truck.
1496
02:26:56,224 --> 02:26:58,643
I knew that son of a bitch was crazy
the first time I saw him.
1497
02:26:58,768 --> 02:27:00,603
Get me out of here.
1498
02:28:24,729 --> 02:28:26,231
It wasn't our fault.
1499
02:28:30,026 --> 02:28:31,528
It wasn't our fault.
1500
02:28:34,739 --> 02:28:36,574
Friendly fire.
1501
02:28:37,367 --> 02:28:38,701
I forgive you.
1502
02:28:39,369 --> 02:28:40,954
Friendly fire.
1503
02:28:41,079 --> 02:28:42,747
- I forgive you.
- Friendly fire.
1504
02:28:43,456 --> 02:28:44,791
- Friendly fire.
- I forgive you.
1505
02:28:44,916 --> 02:28:46,751
- Friendly fire.
- I forgive you.
1506
02:28:48,420 --> 02:28:50,380
I forgive you.
1507
02:28:51,840 --> 02:28:53,341
I forgive you.
1508
02:28:56,803 --> 02:28:59,222
And God wiped away the tears
from His eyes,
1509
02:28:59,347 --> 02:29:03,351
so the new Messiah could see out
to the new Jerusalem.
1510
02:29:04,269 --> 02:29:10,775
His name was Officer Roland Taverner,
of Hermosa Beach, California.
1511
02:29:13,194 --> 02:29:15,613
My best friend.
1512
02:29:22,662 --> 02:29:24,497
He is a pimp.
1513
02:29:24,622 --> 02:29:29,544
And pimps don't commit suicide.